What's The Randomest Cool Car?

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
12/03/2014 at 12:16 • Filed to: qotd, random, chevrolet, raphmoe, oppo, lumina

We here at Jalopnik ask a bunch of questions so we can make buzzfeed style listicles about wacky stuff.

It's actually just like how buzzfeed goes on reddit and asks questions and then makes posts based on the user generated responses.

also known as crowd scourging. it's cool stuff you learn about in college i think.

anyway, what is the randomest cool car you can think of?

Me, raphmoe, me think that Chevrolet Lumina van is the most rad randomest car you can buy. It's got a look that is sooooo 90's and so timeless too because the 90's were not a real time they were more of a feeling.

More than a feeling *journeying intensifies* or was that Boston? Same difference.

So, what say you Oppo? What is the most randomest cool car?

DISCUSSION (39)

CalzoneGolem > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:20

This one:

Kinja'd!!!

PushToStart > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:20

Better question: How much pot have you smoked today, dear Raphmoe?

Raphmoe > PushToStart
12/03/2014 at 12:21

all the pots

Gamecat235 > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:21

For Sweden > PushToStart
12/03/2014 at 12:21

Raphmoe doesn't smoke pot, for Raphmore isn't basic.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:21

Brown diesel miata wagon.

MarquetteLa > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:22

I was just looking at a Pontiac version of the Lumina van the other day and thought about how unique the front side windows are. The Pontiac Trans Sport doesn't have a color-matched A-pillar, which looks better IMO.

Kinja'd!!!

William Byrd > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:22

I GIS'd "random car" and got this, suppose it's rad and/or cool. Whatever the kids are saying these days.

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For Sweden > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:23

Kinja'd!!!

I nominate the Isuzu Amigo, because I miss having a sexual predator as the American President.

HammerheadFistpunch > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:24

Flex?

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:25

..cause everthings better with a bag of weed...

Gamecat235 > For Sweden
12/03/2014 at 12:25

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EL_ULY > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:26

Kinja'd!!!

with the right attitude, this can be fun :]

Firewrx234 > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:26

This is my secret favorite random car. The 3-door Opel/Saturn Astra XR. It just looks right.

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505Turbeaux > For Sweden
12/03/2014 at 12:27

me too. He was getting laid and we were making money.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > William Byrd
12/03/2014 at 12:28

Get off my lawn.

For Sweden > 505Turbeaux
12/03/2014 at 12:28

And Serbians were dying! What times indeed.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > William Byrd
12/03/2014 at 12:29

wtf?!?! I deleted that comment.

505Turbeaux > For Sweden
12/03/2014 at 12:30

this is true too. Heinous shit right there

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > EL_ULY
12/03/2014 at 12:31

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/new-roadkill-t…

Perhaps from this angle.

EL_ULY > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/03/2014 at 12:32

*yawn*

I'd rallycross a Prius in a heart beat. I'm positive i'll have a blast doing so. Foot down 100% of the time lol :] WHOOOO! \m/

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > EL_ULY
12/03/2014 at 12:39

You find out, and let me know. I'd prefer to do impromtu mudding through a farmers field until it blows up like the one on Roadkill. I have no love for the prius, mainly because of the kind of people who buy them. I don't know if they're different where you live, but around here they are utter douchesmugbags.

You have your opinion, I'll have mine.

EL_ULY > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/03/2014 at 12:41

I've been working with high end cars since 06, I got stories for days on douchescumbags that will equal yours on the Prius.

PRBot II > Gamecat235
12/03/2014 at 12:43

Love Placebo!

Margin Of Error > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:43

Too bad these models are so rare now.

I dig those wheels

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Gamecat235 > PRBot II
12/03/2014 at 12:44

Me too... and it seemed appropriate. =)

William Byrd > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/03/2014 at 12:45

Why, it's perfect! I almost posted those same 4 words in my original post.

And seriously, GTFO my lawn, I just had it treated.

Sam > EL_ULY
12/03/2014 at 12:46

I can tell you one cool thing about a Prius is that you get a pretty good launch. The electric motor is very torquey.

EL_ULY > Sam
12/03/2014 at 12:47

I'm sure it will feel great on a soft dirt course :]

Margin Of Error > CalzoneGolem
12/03/2014 at 12:49

I have been warned by the Oppo authorities to not take this discussion out of its original post. There's no reason to stir the pot.

You do what you want, just an advice.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Raphmoe
12/03/2014 at 12:51

Dude, those Lumina vans were complete shit. Actually calling them garbage might be a disservice to fecal matter. They were Malaise Era 15 years after the Malaise Era was over.

As for cars I always liked that were a bit random, I always wanted a

Suzuki Samurai

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